Also his name has too many variables for Wikipedia's liking. 
cardboardmoose
  
Nov. 3rd, 2009 | 09:49 pm
 
I love the current adverts for Kellogg's Cornflakes; the ones that focus on J.H. Kellogg, founder of the enterprise, and his "understanding of a healthy diet."

John Harvey Kellogg was a Seventh Day Adventist who believed that masturbation was the greatest vice and sickness known to man, and advocated the blandest imaginable diet to "cure" it. According to him, sensible treatments also included applying pure carbolic acid to the clitoris, and electrocuting the penis.

By the way, he also believed in twice-daily yoghurt-and-water enemas to keep the intestine "squeaky clean".

So why is the Kellogg corporation proud of this guy, exactly?

He did have a rather excellent moustache, though. 		 
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