65 Things I've never been asked, apparently.   
May. 3rd, 2009 | 12:59 am 
 


Condition [mood icon] incensed
Analgesic The fucking music from over the road's wedding party. AAAAA.
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My...left arm, I believe.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Probably not a good idea, no.

4. Do you plan outfits?
No - all my non-formal outfits are basically variations on "identical jeans + band shirt + band hoodie + trainers", and my formal outfits are all "men's shirt + smart trousers", so not much planning is necessary.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
EXTREMELY ANNOYED because the wedding party over the road is playing music so loud that I can't sleep.

6. Whats the closest thing to you that is red?
The fire extinguisher Tommy Lee is holding in my Motley Crue poster.

7. What was the last dream you remember having?
Can't remember any of my dreams, really. They get very muddled up very quickly. I think the last one I remember with any clarity was the one where I was being psychoanalysed by Miss Abbot, which was REALLY weird.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Nope, unless you count the cashier at Tesco.

9. What are you craving right now?
SLEEP goddds you bastards I don't care if you're getting married that's not an excuse to play the Grease soundtrack at four hundred decibels at one in the morning.

10. Do you floss?
If I remember.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Eugh.

12. Are you emotional?
I get very angry very easily, but I've not cried in a couple of years. I tend to transmute everything into rage.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Not that I remember.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Bite!

15. Do you like your hair?
Ish. I like the colour, but I hate how poofy it is and that it never stays straightened and gets greasy really quickly.

16. Do you like yourself?
No.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Nah. Politics aside, he seems like kind of an asshole.

18. What are you listening to right now?
The SHITTY MUSIC FROM OVER THE ROAD AAAAA.

19. Are your parents strict?
Not particularly. They've always been much too cowardly really to lay down any proper rules.

20. Would you go sky diving?
Gods, no.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Nah, I'm not really a cheese person, with a few exceptions.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Not by most people's definition of celebrity, no. Or "meet."

23. Do you rent movies often?
Nah.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Probably.

25. How many countries have you visited?
*counts* Nine.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
No, but I've been there when others have.

27. Ever been on a train?
Yes, of course?

28. Brown or white eggs?
I loathe eggs.

29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes.

30. Do you use chap stick?
Sometimes.

31. Do you own a gun?
No. I hate firearms.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
It is tonight, and I'm on my own, as usual, and as I like it.

34. Are you too forgiving?
I find it bizarrely hard to keep up grudges if I have to interact with that person with any frequency, though I'll likely resent them a bit forever.

35. Ever been in love?
Yes.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
I don't really have one.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
What are they?

38. Last time you cried?
Couple of years ago, when the dog died. (Also two months ago when Rorschach died but that doesn't count.)

39. What was the last question you asked?
"What the hell is going on outside?"

40. Favorite time of the year?
Late Autumn.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Endlessly.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Nope.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Yes. >.<

45. Favorite color?
Should I drop the Metalocalypse references by now? Nah. BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK, TIMES INFINITY.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Er, no, actually, I've never actually properly slapped someone in a serious way.

47. Is your hair curly?
YES. D<

48. What was the last CD you bought?
The "Black Sails Over Europe" CD. Aaaaaa! =D

49. Do looks matter?
More than people admit, much more than they should.

50. If you could own any vehicle what would it be?
A hearse. Plenty of room in the boot, see.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope - I'm on Blyk! =D

52. Do you like your life right now?
It's a bit shitty, to be honest. Too much work.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No? Why would I do that?

54. Can you handle the truth?
I...think so?

55. Do you have good vision?
Yep. 20/20.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yessss.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
I hate phones. As little as I can get away with.

58. The last person you held hands with?
I think it was Hattie. XD

59. What are you wearing?
Nothing. I'm in bed.

60.What is your favorite animal?
Err. Axolotls, sugar gliders, tapirs...I can't choose! >.<

61. Where was your default picture taken?
The passageway in my house.

62. Can you hula hoop?
For a very limited amount of time, yes.

63. Do you have a job?
Not yet, thankfully.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
The sheet music to Avenue Q.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Once, when I was a kid.
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