Happy birthday to me, motherfuckers.   
Jul. 21st, 2009 | 12:19 am 
 


Condition [mood icon] jubilant
Analgesic Mock the Week - "Infuriate the yak!"
I am now a legal adult.

Woah.

I can now:
- Watch 18-rated films (which I have been watching since I was about twelve)
- Drink (I'm teetotal)
- Smoke (I'm a singer and also don't want cancer)
- Shag my teachers (...no)

Woop woop, meaningless calendar event! :D
 
 
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