Behold The World's Worst Accident

I DO COCAINE

Oct. 18th, 2009 | 04:45 pm

Condition

awake

Analgesic Metalocalypse - "Get ready for a lot of screaming."

"I thought we agreed no clowns!"

"No, we didn't agree nothing. We just all yelled and then he was beaten, that was our conclusion."

That is maybe the story of the last two weeks for me. Just with fewer clowns.

Sent off my UCAS form. Eeee. >.<

Seeing Bellowhead tonight. Eeee! =D

Tags: fandom, metalocalypse, music, uni

Autopsy

Choke

BLACK FIRE UPON US

Sep. 6th, 2008 | 01:03 am

Condition

crazy

Analgesic Vintersorg - Perfektionisten

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD.

TOKI

NATHAN

CHARLIE

SKWISGAAR

PICKLES

EVEN SODDING MURDERFACE.

FUCKING HELL.

*ahem* Disengage capslock.

Metalocalypse Season 2 Finale. Watch it here. Use AnchorFree if you're from outside the US (seriously, that thing has made my life unbelievably better.) You will do this now. It is not a negotiable point.

*length arm-flailing crazy squee*

Clearly the slashiest episode ever. Brendon Small has so read Dethlove (Toki falling down the stairs! And Toki and Murderface's song in Dethrecord!). Nathan/Charlie is my new OTP (though Nathan/Toki and Toki/Skwisgaar are still, y'know, FUCKING CANON IF I SAY THEY ARE.)

Holy shiiiiiit~

Tags: fandom, metalocalypse

Autopsy

Choke

Song title drabble meme

May. 23rd, 2007 | 04:18 pm

Condition

accomplished

Analgesic Bal-Sagoth - The Obsidian Crown Unbound

O LOOK ANOTHER ONE. Actually, I haven't done any memes in a while because I haven't seen any. Very odd.

So, the idea is that you put your iTunes - or whatever - on shuffle and write drabbles based on the titles of the first five songs that come up. Which I've done. I don't know if you're supposed to write 'em in one fandom or not but I've done five different ones so BOO SUCKS TO YOU, I suppose.

Anyway.

I quite like some of these. I like the Torchwood one and the Good Omens one, and I quite like the Angel Sanctuary one and Discworld one. I don't like the Metalocalypse one, because when you get Manowar AND Metalocalypse you HAVE to write funny. And I can't write funny to save my life. But oh well.

Can't believe I didn't get one extreme metal band in the whole thing, though. Very disappointed. D=

Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto, Owen
Rating: PG-13 for language
( Dresden Dolls - Truce )

Fandom: Angel Sanctuary
Characters: Michael, Raphael
Rating: R for language
( Kamelot - Descent of the Archangel )

Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Toki/Nathan, Skwisgaar
Rating: PG
( Manowar - All Men Play On Ten )

Fandom: Good Omens
Characters: Crowley/Aziraphale
Rating: PG
( Ozzy Osbourne - Mr Crowley )

Fandom: Discworld
Characters: Angua/Sally, Igor
Rating: PG-13
( The Wombats - Barman's Fault )

Tags: angel sanctuary, discworld, fandom, fic, good omens, meme, metalocalypse, torchwood

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Aww, motherdouchebag. >.

Dec. 25th, 2006 | 12:15 pm

Condition

bored

Analgesic Gamma Ray - Damn the Machine

Yeah, well, I have to go on holiday.
Bloody fucking going away on CHRISTMAS.
Fucking sucks. >.<
I get to sleep on a sofa tonight. YAY.
(I mean, that's nothing new, really. But I bet it won't be a comfy one.)

A night at my mom's sister's, then two nights at my dad's parents. UGH. I hate my grandparents. They suck incredible amounts of ass. They don't even have a fucking computer jeezus CHRIST. So I'm taking a load of Dethklok fanfic and movies and manga and stuff with me. I might just not DIE OF BOREDOM.

So donations will happen on the 29th, if anyone's interested. If anyone even reads this (Overwhelming shout from the hills: "No we don't!")

ANYWAY.

Richard Dawkins - The God Delusion. FUCKING SPIFFY OH YES. Wonderful man, wonderful book. Should keep me entertained. I hope. XDD

Must. Remember. Pills. That's the important thing.

And the Doctor Who Christmas special, of course. Yaaay. <3

I bet my Angtoria CD will come while we're away, too. Bugger. And my Manowar hoodie and my Catscratch hat.

Oh well, at least I'll have something to look forward to when I come back, not just REVISIONREVISIONREVISION. And coursework. *shudder*

But I don't wanna wooork! I wanna be in a band and drink JD and slack off all day!

*ahem*

Yes, well.

New memory stick is TEH LOVE. 1GB of love, in fact. He's called Lucien - since the first once was Teluete, I figured I might as well stick with the Sandman theme. And my old iPod was Larissa, I believe. New one's Euterpe - muse of music, I'll have y'know - which kinda breaks the pattern but OH WELL. Might change it eventually. WHO KNOWS.

I am so fucking bored. XDD

We're going in 40 minutes. D:

I WANT MY COMPUTER DAMMIT. Rrr.

And I just know I'm going to forget something really important. And then I'll DIE or something. (Or maybe not.)

ARE YOU A DENTISTS? DEN SHUT UP!

Yes, I'm quoting Toki in normal fucking conversation (not that this is, y'know, normal conversation. But in what little normal conversation I have, I'm quoting him.) And Skwisgaar. I actually used the phrase 'doesn't know snakes from dildoes about that'. I ACTUALLY USED IT. I got the weirdest looks. XD

And I'm cursing like Pickles.

Ummm.

If I start acting like Murderface...shoot me, okay? DDD:

Also, everyone read this fic!. It's called Dethlove and it KICKS ASS. Reeead it. The Dethslash!love compells you!

Alright, alright, I'll shut up now. XD

Tags: fandom, metalocalypse

Autopsy

Choke

More icons!

Dec. 21st, 2006 | 12:29 pm

Condition

chipper

Analgesic Gamma Ray - Heavy Metal Universe

[Torchwood]
[1] Suzie

[Metalocalypse]
[2] Skwisgaar and Toki
[2] Mustakrakish the Lake Troll
[1] Toki
[1] Yard wolf
[1] Nathan

[Misc.]
[1] Rainbow Heart

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